Sometimes I worry that I peaked in high school. That could be a good or a bad thing depending on how you slice it. (Right? Please?) I choose to think it's a good thing because I had an awesome four years at Stevens high school.

During my senior year the school started a male pageant called Mr. Falcon. I competed as Mr. Orchestra and, obviously, won the whole thing. (pause for applause) Last year I was asked to speak at the pageant before they crowned the winner. So, here's that speech! Enjoy and share your favorite memories from high school in the comments.